Today's Ghastly Groaner

My kids laugh at me for being crazy.

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A little joke in the paper has a big impact each day

A little joke in the paper has a big impact each day

Today’s Ghastly Groaner

How do you throw a party in space?

Today’s Ghastly Groaner

What music does everyone listen to on Leap Day?

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My pastor was so sad, he had to send the big donation back.

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I once tied all my watches into a belt.

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Why does the yeti know map jokes? Because it’s a legend.

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Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

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What's the opposite of chocolate?

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I asked the corporate wellness officer, “Can you teach me yoga?”

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How did the hen feel on Monday morning?

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The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

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My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

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A tree walks into a bank and says with loud excitement, "I've been to a lot of branches, but this one sticks out the best!"

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Who gives the orders in the popcorn army?

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Police were summoned to a day care center where a 3-year-old was resisting a rest.