January 18, 2020
A little joke in the paper has a big impact each day
How do you throw a party in space?
What music does everyone listen to on Leap Day?
My pastor was so sad, he had to send the big donation back.
I once tied all my watches into a belt.
Why does the yeti know map jokes?
Because it’s a legend.
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
What's the opposite of chocolate?
I asked the corporate wellness officer, “Can you teach me yoga?”
How did the hen feel on Monday morning?
The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.
My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
A tree walks into a bank and says with loud excitement, "I've been to a lot of branches, but this one sticks out the best!"
Who gives the orders in the popcorn army?
Police were summoned to a day care center where a 3-year-old was resisting a rest.