COEUR d’ALENE: Little San Diego

| January 15, 2025 1:00 AM

Welcome to Coeur d’Alene, Idaho. Visit on Vacation and leave on probation. Many call it, “little San Diego;” with Texxxass style government. Drink a beer, go to jail. Yell at the neighbors, 6 month in hotel Kootenai County, “disturbing the peace.” Go for a ride with your girlfriend, kidnapping, 25 years with 4 fixed. Take Grandpa out to lunch from a nursing home, police chase, kidnapping 2. Get into a argument with your wife, domestic assault with enhancements and attempted estrangulation 10/15 years. Please bring your Bible, preferably the book of “John” accompanied by a automatic weapon. Open carry, Caucasian. In God we trust and all others pay cash. Discovery card excepted… Live the American dream, “in Mexico COEUR d’ALENE”…

JERROD JESSICK

Coeur d’Alene