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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| January 1, 2025 1:00 AM

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.

A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves!

Happy 2025!

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, dweeks@cdapress.com. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!