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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| February 21, 2025 1:00 AM

Have you ever tried eating a clock?

It's really time consuming, especially if you go back for seconds!

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, dweeks@cdapress.com. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!