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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| February 15, 2025 1:00 AM

A man walks into lawyer's office and asks, "How much for a consultation?"

"Three questions for $150," the lawyer replies.

"Kinda steep, isn't it?"

"Yeah, now what's your last question?"

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