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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| April 1, 2025 1:00 AM

I'm not aging like fine wine.

I'm aging like milk — sour and chunky!

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, dweeks@cdapress.com. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!