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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| October 23, 2024 1:00 AM

Why don't skeletons like Halloween candy?

They don't have the stomach for it!

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, dweeks@cdapress.com. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!