Today's Ghastly Groaner

A master gardener had a wonderful relationship with his favorite sugar maple.

He nurtured it daily and they seemed to communicate as one. As summer subsided the beautiful orange and red tree turned to his gardener and said, “I’m done, I’m leaving now!"

— Vernon Newby, Hayden Lake

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, dweeks@cdapress.com. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!