Today's Ghastly Groaner

A racehorse staying a stable began to boast of his track record to his fellow racehorses.

“In the last 15 races, I’ve won eight of them!”

Another horse says, “In the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!”

“In the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!” says another.

The horses then notice a greyhound, who has been sitting there listening.

“I don’t mean to brag,” the greyhound says, “but in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them!”

“Wow!” one of the horses says. “A talking dog!”

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