LIBRARY: Board thrusts dagger in woke’s heart

I’m glad the library board finally decided to stand up to the woke ideology that is Juneteenth. Liberals have long stood for diminishing my rights. The fact the library board voted to align the library with the Biden propaganda network last year to give their liberal employees the fake holiday off was unconscionable.

Biden and O’bummer have propagated the narrative that I should feel guilty just because my great-great-grandfather had a few slaves. That’s what the fake holiday is really about. It isn’t about celebrating freedom; it is about putting shackles of guilt on a majority white population. If librarians want the day off, they can go to some “urban” area where they can celebrate it alongside the homeless and crack-heads.

I appreciate the board deeming the day after Thanksgiving the alternative holiday. It’s a shame it isn’t a national holiday already. 

What we need more of is unfettered mass consumerism. Allowing CLN employees the time off to participate in it — nothing more American than that. 

Debt is the fourth biggest tradition of the weekend — right behind ignoring your wife in the kitchen, stuffing yourself with turkey, and watching the Cowboys. 

I know most library staff are part time and live close to or under the poverty level, so allowing them the day to get gifts for the sacred gift-giving holiday of Christmas at bargain prices is far more gracious than they and their Marxist ideologies deserve.

We are all blessed we have three rated and vetted trustees. Hallelujah!

N. HANSEN

Post Falls

P.S.: This letter is satire.