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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| June 25, 2024 1:00 AM

A tomato walks up to a bunch of fruits standing in a line.

He says, "Hey guys, I'm a fruit. Can I hang out with you?"

One turns to him and replies, "Sorry, no. This is the punch line."

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