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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| January 17, 2024 1:00 AM

The sheep dog says to the farmer, “Here are your 20 sheep.”

The farmer says, “But I only have 17 sheep.”

“I know,” says the sheep dog. “I rounded them up.”

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, dweeks@cdapress.com. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!