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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| February 2, 2024 1:00 AM

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop!

— Alison Jamieson, Broomfield, Colo.

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, dweeks@cdapress.com. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!