Today's Ghastly Groaner

My son asked me, “What do you call a musical instrument that’s tired of puns?”

With no response from me, he said, “A sigh-laphone!”

Then his cousin piped up with, “I thought it was a har-moan-ica.”

It was a real caco-punny to me!
— Steven Bybee, Garwood

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