Today's Ghastly Groaner

A man walks into a bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards

Amazed, the man wanders over to watch the game. After 10 minutes, he leans over to one of the players and whispers, "Wow, that's a really smart dog!"

The man whispers back, "He isn't that smart. Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"

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