Today's Ghastly Groaner

I was at the airport and in line to check my bags. The TSA checker informed me that I was only allowed one bag. I said I have had two bags for many years.

They are under my eyes!

— Joy Charter, Coeur d'Alene

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, dweeks@cdapress.com. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!