Today's Ghastly Groaner

Two vultures board an airplane. One vulture carried two dead raccoons, the other vulture had two dead possums and a dead raccoon.

The flight attendant looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, the airline has a policy: Only one carrion per passenger."

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