Today's Ghastly Groaner

I had a dream last night I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.

When I awoke, I realized it was just a "Fanta-sea."

— Richie "Brother Bear" Heilman, Coeur d'Alene

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, dweeks@cdapress.com. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!