EDITORIAL: The tantalizing tale of teal pumpkins
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October 21, 2022 1:00 AM
When you take the kids or grandkids trick-or-treating on Halloween and you see a teal-colored pumpkin on someone’s porch, that means:
a) Progressives live there
b) On this holiday, the residents are feeling both sad (blue) and envious (green)
c) The fake pumpkin simply hasn’t ripened yet
d) Residents have non-food or allergy-safe treats available
According to a survey conducted for a health organization called MedStarHealth (medstarhealth.org), d) is the correct answer...
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