TEXTING: Driven to the graveyard

“I am an incredible multi-tasker. Better than any. I’m good. I can even text while driving…no problem.

“Wait a minute. What’s going on here? What is this? Am I dead? Who are you? What do you mean I killed you? I was just drivin’ along, texting my friend and…

“Holy crap! This can’t be real! I’m too good for this.”

Scenario is real. Who knows what anyone thought at the moment of impact? They’re dead.

SLIM GIBSON

Rathdrum