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SANTA: Some Dalton requests

| December 18, 2020 1:00 AM

Dear Santa: Can you please help with a couple serious issues that need to be fixed or at least improved? Can you PLEASE bring LOTS of speeding tickets to those who speed through Dalton Gardens? They’re rude/selfish and self-centered above-the-law people who deserve coal, but speeding tickets are more deserving.

Also, can you gather up most of the deer and bring them to Dianne Christensen in Hayden? She said she loves them as per her letter on Dec. 9.

Last request is two tons of infertility pills that we can give to the portion of deer you leave behind. This community was once pretty nice, but now I guess it’s getting full of prissy/judgmental people. This community still looks pretty good from the outside, but the inside is beginning to turn into the cesspool that most of the transplants moved away from. I’m thankful that we natives got to enjoy Coeur d’Alene while it was nice.

Thanks Santa! Ho Ho Ho.

DAVE TROJAN

Dalton Gardens