TP: Salvation on a roll

Many thanks to all the preppers who now have a 20-month supply of toilet paper and water in the backyard bunker. Too bad for the 80-year-old widow down the block who could have used a four-pack of tissue and a gallon of water!

When Armageddon does come, you may not ascend as fast as you planned.

(I’m told Montana, with a better understanding of human nature, limits purchases to two of any one item…)

D. OSWALD

Coeur d’Alene