Today's Ghastly Groaner

A farmer calling a garden counselor:

Farmer: "Dr. Greenthumb, after the heavy rain, my entire carrot crop washed away."

Greenthumb: "They probably floated down the root canal."

— Robert Ridout, Coeur d'Alene

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, dweeks@cdapress.com. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.