Today's ghastly groaner

A customer walked into a pet shop and inquired about buying a goldfish.

“Do you need an aquarium?” asked the salesperson.

“No,” said the customer. “I don’t care what sign it is.”

— Submitted by Stella Schneider

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.