Today's Ghastly Groaner

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin looks at the other and says, "I could really go for some jam."

The second muffin looks at the first and exclaims, "Holy cow! A talking muffin!"

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, dweeks@cdapress.com. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.