Today's ghastly groaner

Joe, who lived in a log cabin in the woods with his wife, Mary, was assisting the doctor delivering their first child by holding a lantern.

When the doctor delivered not one but two healthy babies, Joe disappeared with the lamp.

“Get back here!” yelled the doctor. “I think there’s another one!”

“No!” screamed Joe. “They’re attracted to the light!”

— Submitted by Jim Mowreader

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