TRUMP: Victim of conspiracies?

The tone of my regular correspondence to our local paper has been most unfavorable of the current administration. Let’s change it up a little.

Maybe, let’s just say if a room full of monkeys could type Hamlet given enough time... There is a chance of a total conspiracy against Trump from day one. What a wonderful ploy! (If only it had worked.)

First, illegally tap his phone lines in Watergate style. What savvy conspirators these were to know Trump would eventually succeed before he even decided to run. And the audit of his taxes was sheer cunning indeed. To force Trump’s tax returns away from public scrutiny, and keeping that audit going for this long. It may not have cost him the last election, but how is it going to look when he’s asked why no one’s been held accountable?

Probably the greatest feat of these deep state schemers was “the Mueller probe.” Those “exhaustive interviews” must have been sheer torture for 33 individuals who have made deals with the FBI. I’m sure the reason that upstanding and moral citizens like Papadopoulos, Flynn, Manafort, Gates, Alex van der Zwaan, and Michael Cohen broke wasn’t because they were guilty of anything besides being great Americans... It probably was because they were denied coffee and doughnuts while being interrogated.

What intrigues me most is the planned invasion of cop killers dressed as migrants. With so few in their ranks against a modern police state like ours, how will they succeed?

STEVEN REYNALDS

Coeur d’Alene