Today's Ghastly Groaner
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August 17, 2019 1:00 AM
It’s Black Cat Appreciation Day!
What's the difference between a black cat and a comma?
A black cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, dweeks@cdapress.com. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.