FISH: Mountain of wasted dollars

I was driving down Seltice on my way home from work the other day thinking, “I really need something to spend my money on.” Lo and behold, I spotted a swarm of bubble-eyed fish skeletons flying on poles right in the middle of the Seltice-Atlas traffic circle. Did that slalom course, designed for Bode Miller and Picabo Street, pollute my vision? NO! They were really flying on top of the mountain that was put in the middle of Seltice so that you can’t see what’s coming around the circle.

Ah, yes, I have finally found something to waste my money on, or, at least my government has. What a relief. I can now go to work knowing it will not be in vain.

JEFFERY ALLEN ANDERSON

Coeur d’Alene