Today's ghastly groaner

Mary went to her doctor’s office and went up to the counter at the receptionist’s window.

“I need to see the doctor,” Mary said, “I think there’s something wrong with my eyes.”

“I think you’re right,” said the woman at the window. “This is the post office.”

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