Today's ghastly groaner
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April 3, 2019 1:00 AM
Husband to wife: “How’s the diet going?”
The wife responds: “Not well. I had two eggs for breakfast this morning.”
Husband: “Scrambled?”
Wife: “No, Cadbury’s.”’
— Submitted by Pat McGaughey
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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.
Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.