Today's ghastly groaner

Oli and Parker were out cutting a Christmas tree. They found the perfect tree and started dragging it back to the truck, when they ran into their old friend Von Schmidthausen.

They visited for a few minutes, and then Von Schmidthausen said, “If you would drag the tree from the other end, you wouldn’t break the branches off.”

So they grabbed the other end of the tree and walked for about a half-hour when Oli looked over to Parker and said, “I think we’re getting farther away from the truck.”

— Submitted by

Wes Schmidt

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