Today's ghastly groaner

One wintery night. a medieval king had to get a very important message to his general on the battle field.

He decided to send his most loyal knight on the mission.

However, his servant told him the troops had taken all the horses and the only thing they had for the knight to ride was a poor, old, crippled, sheep dog.

The king took one look and said, “No I wouldn’t send a knight out on a dog like this.”

— Submitted by Charlie in Post Falls

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