Today's ghastly groaner

A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay,

The skunk didn’t have a scent,

The deer didn’t have a buck,

So they put the meal on the duck’s bill.

— Sage Schneider, Athol

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