Today's ghastly groaner

John decided his life would be much easier if he had a clone, so he had himself cloned.

He sent the clone to work while he stayed home and relaxed.

Soon this backfired. The clone came home and told John he had been fired for making inappropriate comments to the women in the office.

John decided he had to get rid of the clone before things got worse. John took his clone to the top of a tall building and pushed the clone off.

Unfortunately, someone saw John and called police. He was arrested and convicted for making an obscene clone fall.

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