Today's ghastly groaner

I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of tequila and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.

So I drank all the tequila before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

— ?Park Kriner,

Coeur d’Alene

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