Today's ghastly groaner

After these groaners, you might yell “Noah more!”

- What did Noah say as he was loading the ark? “Now I herd everything.”

- Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic? They kept saying, “Neigh.”

- What animal could Noah not trust? The cheetah

- Why couldn’t they play cards on the ark? Noah was sitting on the deck

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Remember: Keep ‘em clean and don’t be mean. Thanks!