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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| May 27, 2026 1:00 AM

After leaving security, I became a bouncer at a trampoline park!
— Brad Johnson, Hayden, Idaho

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!