Thursday, September 24, 2026
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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| May 24, 2026 1:00 AM

A rabbit and a beaver are looking up at the majesty of the Hoover Dam.

The beaver says to the rabbit, "I didn't build it, but it's based on my design!"


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