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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| March 18, 2026 1:00 AM

I can’t eat breakfast without a couple slices of wheat on the side. 

I'm lack toast intolerant!

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!