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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| March 13, 2026 1:00 AM

Why see a seamstress or tailor on Friday the 13th?

They know a lot about superstitchin's!

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!