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The skills to pay the bills

by HARVEY MACKAY
| March 1, 2026 1:00 AM

One night, some forest animals discussed the importance of education for the future success of their children. A committee was formed to consider starting an “Animal School for Success.” The Forest Board of Education approved a curriculum which included courses in running, climbing, swimming and flying. It was decided that all the animals should take all the courses to become more well-rounded.

Everyone was excited about the new school, but the curriculum created quite a stir. While excelling at running, the rabbit nearly drowned in his first swimming class. The rabbit got a concussion in his first flying class, so he missed several days of school and ultimately dropped out.

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