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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| July 11, 2026 1:00 AM

I told my doctor that I want to administer my own anesthesia.  

He said, "Knock yourself out."

— Barry Sellers, Coeur d'Alene 

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Send your groaners to Jack DeWitt, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!