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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| July 3, 2026 1:00 AM

How do you describe an aging pear going to church? Perishable.

— Vernon Newby, Hayden Lake

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Send your groaners to Carolyn Bostick, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!