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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| January 8, 2026 1:00 AM

A bus of Elvis enthusiasts crashed on its way to an Elvis convention.

No one was injured, but they're all shook up!

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!