Today's Ghastly Groaner

I saw a listing for a pretty nice TV for $5. I contacted the seller, and he told me it was so cheap because the volume button was broken and stuck on max.

"You gonna buy it?" he asked. 

I said, "a TV for $5? Can't turn it down."

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