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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| September 30, 2025 1:00 AM

I'm trying to start my own business recycling discarded chewing gum.

But I'm struggling to get it off the ground!

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!