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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| September 17, 2025 1:00 AM

What did one eye say to the other eye?

"Cross over the bridge!"

— Ron D’Amico, Hayden 

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!