There's no substitute for quality
A man went into a restaurant and ordered breakfast. He told the waiter, "I want two boiled eggs, one of them undercooked so it runs, the other one cooked so hard it looks like rubber. I want my coffee cold and my butter so hard it can't be cut."
The waiter said, "We can't do that."
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