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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| November 7, 2025 1:00 AM

Hygienist: "When is the best time to see the Dentist?"

Patient: "2:30?"

Dentist: "That's what a lot of people think. It's actually before tooth-hurty!"

— Eric Haakenson, Hayden

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!